Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand here's the first one with all the talky talk.

As I embark upon this blogging journey with you, allow me to tell you what to expect here. I am posting my opinions about things that I enjoy. Movies. Food. Books. Whatever I feel like. Why? Because I'm bored and quite honestly I like to do such things. I like analyzing stuff. It gives me a happy. Will I be serious? Yes. Will I tell jokes? Of course. I'm a funny lookin' guy (See what I did there? HA!). Other than that I must say this blog is mainly for my amusement and for me to maybe help people try stuff that they should already be doing. If you don't like the things I say, remember that the mouse can easily click you away from me. If you like what I say then good sir, or ma'am, you and I can totally be friends. Or you're a secret government clone of me sent to destroy me and take my place. Don't be a knowingly ignorant douche of interstellar proportions once you do. If there is anything I'm missing here I'll get to it later. I will now return you to your regularly scheduled Interwebz wanderings and porn pop-ups.